The 25th Anniversary of Paul being expelled from his mother's womb

I love celebrating birthdays.

Today was Paul's 25th birthday.

I made him a special cake out of dirt.

Yes, I made a mud pie for a birthday cake.

We have been cutting costs lately.

Birthday cakes were the first thing on the list.

ACTUALLY

It was chocolate cake, whipped cream, chocolate pudding, crushed oreos, and gummy worms.

and it looked like this:

I am so grateful that Paul was born. Good job, Linda.

Steve gets credit too of course.

Thanks for giving birth to/raising my eternal companion!

Love you all.

Happy Birthday my Polliwog!