Monday, November 22, 2010

CRIME

CRIME: TOILET SEAT LEFT UP

DATE OF CRIME: NOVEMBER 22, 2010; 2:10 PM

CRIME SCENE:

SUSPECT: MEDIUM BUILD, EXTREMELY HANDSOME, 25 YEAR OLD MALE

VICTIM:BLONDE BOOKWORM WITH A WET BOTTOM

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS SUSPECT IS CONSIDERED TO BE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. HE IS KNOWN FOR WOOING WOMEN BY BRINGING THEM FLOWERS, GIVING LOTS OF KISSES, AND DOING THE DISHES ON A REGULAR BASIS. THIS CRIMINAL IS NOT TO BE APPROACHED.



3 comments:

  1. Here's a novel idea... Put the seat down!

    He needs it up. You need it down. He put it up by himself. You can put it down by yourself.

    Pshaw! Women...

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  2. Oh Paul...I hope you learned you lesson...albeit the hard way :)

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  3. Paul as a partner in crime in my husband lol. we both laughed at this!

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