CRIME: TOILET SEAT LEFT UP
DATE OF CRIME: NOVEMBER 22, 2010; 2:10 PM
CRIME SCENE:
SUSPECT: MEDIUM BUILD, EXTREMELY HANDSOME, 25 YEAR OLD MALE
VICTIM:BLONDE BOOKWORM WITH A WET BOTTOM
PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS SUSPECT IS CONSIDERED TO BE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. HE IS KNOWN FOR WOOING WOMEN BY BRINGING THEM FLOWERS, GIVING LOTS OF KISSES, AND DOING THE DISHES ON A REGULAR BASIS. THIS CRIMINAL IS NOT TO BE APPROACHED.
Here's a novel idea... Put the seat down!
ReplyDeleteHe needs it up. You need it down. He put it up by himself. You can put it down by yourself.
Pshaw! Women...
Oh Paul...I hope you learned you lesson...albeit the hard way :)
ReplyDeletePaul as a partner in crime in my husband lol. we both laughed at this!
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