Once upon a time not so long ago, Paul had a beard.
It was a lovely beard, very scratchy and full of facial hair.
It gave me many chin acne bumps from doing things that are one of your business.
Unfortunately, due to Paul's choice in schooling, my friend The Beard has gone away for the semester.
Despite all of my attempts (pouting, crying, threats) Paul still shaved off The Beard.
Shown below are some of the very manly activities that Paul and The Beard did together.
I miss The Beard dearly.
I hope he returns to me soon now that his enemy (school) is coming to an end.