MISSING:
TWO FEET
DESCRIPTION: SIZE 8, WITH TEN UNPAINTED TOENAILS
LAST SEEN: 10/14/11 IN THE PRESENCE OF TWO SWOLLEN ANKLES
POSSIBLE SUSPECTS: A VERY CUTE BABY BUMP
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IF SEEN, PLEASE CONTACT MANDY PHILLIPS
Humph...it's not fair. You got to see (and touch) my baby bump grow and I'm missing out on yours! Hope you're doing well!
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