This is a cheeseburger:
I had literally never eaten one before in my life until last weekend.
Now I can't get enough of them.
When I was in preschool, the teachers would literally tie all the little kids to a long rope and we would walk to Braum's every Friday. I would always order a hamburger plain and dry, but with lots of ketchup. I have eaten my hamburgers this way for seventeen years. Until now.
This is a momentous change in my lifestyle.
I can now call myself a cheeseburger lover.
(When I gain 100 pounds in the next year, no one will wonder why)