Friday, October 15, 2010


This is a cheeseburger:

I had literally never eaten one before in my life until last weekend.

Now I can't get enough of them.

When I was in preschool, the teachers would literally tie all the little kids to a long rope and we would walk to Braum's every Friday. I would always order a hamburger plain and dry, but with lots of ketchup. I have eaten my hamburgers this way for seventeen years. Until now.

This is a momentous change in my lifestyle.

I can now call myself a cheeseburger lover.

(When I gain 100 pounds in the next year, no one will wonder why)

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