Lily's taste guide

Does it hang from mama's ears? Taste it.

Does it have lots of neat colors that you don't know the name of yet? Taste it.

Is it attached to you? Taste it.

Does it make noise? Taste it.

Does mama scream in fright when she sees it in your hands? Taste it. (fast)

Is it annoying you because it's keeping you stuck in the backseat? Taste it.

Does it come out of your diaper? Taste it.

Does daddy put it in his mouth? Taste it.

Does mama offer it to you with a smile? Throw it on the ground in defiance. How dare she!

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